Girl rules dating guys

I’m a girl, an American-Indian girl, and therefore am not Swedish.

But I have a few Swedish girlfriends and they all have opinions of their fellow male counterparts. Swedish guys have done a good job of losing their balls over the years, part thanks to feminism, part thanks to super tight jeans that served as self castrating devices.

I should just tell him never mind and go find someone who will wait around for him while he figures out what he wants! He probably didn’t take the plans that seriously and I wouldn’t have either. That decision, when communicated over text, doesn’t have the greatest opportunity to end in playing in the snow.

She texted me back when she had a chance and the world continued to spin on its axis.

In my case, and most guys I know, I figured she was busy with her family because she told me she was on her way to see them.

Fast-forward through what I could only imagine was heavy bar flirting, them making several plans to hang out the next day, and eventually a semi-awkward goodbye of her telling him no, he can’t come home with her, and then it’s the morning after…and the texting began. OK, so we have already reached our first bump in the road. When guys say MAYBE, does that mean he wants to hang out or he doesn’t want to hang out? “Umm, I mean, I guess he just used the word maybe,” I so eloquently responded.

And as a guest in the house of these rambunctious 20-something females, I had backstage passes to the show.

Swedish girls are everything what you fantasize about.

They are tall, beautiful, blonde (although artificially blond dyed hair), busty, athletic, and strong.

This unsuspecting gentleman (whether he was in the wrong or not) had no idea a bat was coming his way. Defenses already up, artillery loaded, waiting for him to validate her feelings that she was the last thing on his mind.

It’s like you’re playfully throwing snowballs at a friend and all of a sudden your friend beats you over the head with a baseball bat.

She, however, had a grocery list of problems with it. The exciting beauty in the bar or a stupid game (her words, not mine. Now she will show him who’s boss of this conversation. PM Boy: Hey sorry my phone was in my bag while we played. Out of everything I witnessed that Saturday afternoon, what stuck out most was the frustration Mel felt as a result of him not thumbing away at his keyboard and making those little typing bubbles as soon as humanly possible.

Key factors to her response (in her mind): 45-minute wait time and her first demand – secure a time. Now the ultimate question: why does it take time for a guy to respond?

And finally, if you have some gentlemanly qualities, the beautiful blond Swedish girls will be all over you.

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